Five hundred billion years ago when man was not invented yet, we played scrabble that consisted of nothing because language had not created the letterform. Nine billion thousand million billion trillion days ago I came across a pebble stuck in the sand. There were words written on it that could only mean it was a piece of stone that created the sun. Five days later the pebble burst into flames and became what we now know as baba ganoush just kidding, it became what we now know as david letterman.

And that's the REAL reason why we play video games.